Stephanie Pratt is one hot mess. She was pulled over before dawn on Sunday, October 18, 2009 under suspicion of driving under the influence. There are many people to blame for the path this girl took. I could blame her brother, Spencer for filling her head with nonsense. I could blame the media for instilling a poor body image on women at such an early age and making them turn to booze. I could even blame “The Hills” for giving her too much beer money. I choose to blame David Hasselhoff (just ’cause) and these 10 People Who Made It Cool To Be Drunk. We all should have seen this coming. Check out these 10 Clips of Stephanie Pratt Acting Drunk.
5. Caught and pissed in someone’s closet
Here is Stephanie who seems to be caught in some stranger’s closet, as she’s told how much her costar makes during an episode of their reality show.
4. Omg, that sucks
Here is a crazy clips from “The Hills” of Stephanie empathizing with another cast member. Is she talking about world hunger, nuclear proliferation or puppy mills? Nah, I’m pretty sure she’s complaining that the didn’t put fake sugar in her latte.
3. On “The Soup”
God bless a good, well stocked green room. Here’s Stephanie chillin’ with Joel and checking out some birds.
2. Pap attack
Pratt either steals a man’s shoe, trips him or helps him up. The details are murky. She leave a club, then we hear a smack. A pap is on the ground and she’s helping him up. I’ll I hear is “You make my life.” You know what, Stephanie, you make my life.
1. Pratt talks to the animals
Hey, kids! Hamsters do not turn into guinea pigs. You should know this. So should she. She must be tanked. I worry for the safety of the hamster pig.
Bonus: Pratt’s mugshot
Thanks to Evil Beet for the photo!
Now we know what reality TV can do to a person. It’s disturbing. For more disturbing stories, check out these 10 Reality TV Shows To Avoid and these 5 Politicians Who Need To Be On Reality Shows.
Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is disturbing.
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