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RAP MUSIC’S 10 MOST UNINTELLIGIBLE SONGS
Almost all rap music these days seems to be unintelligible crap. Soulja Boy, of course, is the king of all the wackest lyrics. Who else ranks? BeatCrave has a great list of all the most unintelligible rap songs, going all the way back to the early’ 90s. How could “Jump” by Kriss Kross miss the cut? Miggety miggety mack! See who else made the list:
BONUS LINK: The 20 Worst Cover Songs In Pop Music History
“Sprinkle Me”
E-40 featuring SUGA-T – (1995)
Somewhere in the lyric “From the seven-oh-seven my roots go hella far back to Flor Terrace,” we can gather that E-40 is a Bay area rapper with swagger. Known for his ability to make up words for sake of flow, I’m still not exactly certain what Sprinkle Me actually means – nor the 11 other words that can’t be found in Webster’s Dictionary.
My favorite line: “Sit em down mutual, running through these lyrics as if I was fibered like Metamucil.”
“Make Em Say Uhh!”
MASTER P featuring SILKK, FIEND, MIA-X and MYSTIKAL – (1997)
This hook must have taken exactly two seconds to scheme – one second per unique syllable. Repeated no less than 25 times, “Uh, na na na nah” is the backbone to this violently aggressive invertebrate. Swarming with guest lyricists and war cries from the ghetto, Master P and his soldiers make ya say “uh” before you even knew it was coming.
My favorite line: “Fiend still want the greens, the cornbread and the cabbage in your hood reminding you bitches of who the baddest.”
‘ROCK BAND: RADIOHEAD EDITION’
Wow, these guys sound just like the real thing! Following up next week’s ‘Rock Band: The Beatles’ game will be Rock Band’s next band tribute: Radiohead! Now you can be all whiny and emotional just like Thom Yorke. Is this a spoof by Popzilla, or is it real? It’s hard to tell!
THESE KIDS ARE WAY TOO YOUNG TO BE THIS AWESOME
Then again, with all the awesome kids we’re seeing lately, kids are really pretty awesome. These kid brothers have a great future ahead of them. We’re not good enough to work the age guessing booth at the fair, but we’d have to guess these kids are around 11. They really rock it on “Summertime,” on the ukulele and melodica. Ladies, be prepared for your ovaries to start aching.
PEDOBEAR IS A HUGE FAN OF MILEY CYRUS
Hot on Reddit today is Pedobear, the ubiquitous cartoon pedophile bear. In official voting to see who would claim the title of Miley Cyrus’ biggest fan, Pedobear won in a landslide. We suspect they’ll find some loophole to disqualify Pedobear and give it to some unworthy teen, because that’s just the way the world works. Give Pedobear his crown!
MEMORIZING LYRICS IS HARD
Popular on Buzzfeed is a video of a girl who loves singing Miley Cyrus songs, but obviously hates actually learning lyrics. Yeah, this one’s going to get her made fun of at school for, well, however long she has left. See the video here, if you dare.
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