Pop star Lily Allen really, really needs an Orgasmatron. She needs one bad, and she needs it in a hurry (by September 10). She needs one so desperately, she’s even Tweeting about it.
Someone hurry and get that woman an orgasm(atron). Sadly, it sounds much cooler than it really is. In reality, the Orgasmatron is this creepy head massager that looks like a robot granddaddy long legs spider.
It looks like we’ve been duped, and there’s no sexual use for the Orgasmatron. Yet. Give us a day or two, and we’ll find something!
Perhaps Lily wouldn’t need an Orgasmatron if she’d just play this XBox “Rumble Massage” game. Could unwanted stage guests be what’s giving Lily such headaches?
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