Ladies, are you a long way from your full birthday? You’re in luck. You’re halfway to your birthday, which means you get everything you have always wanted — halfway. That’s the down low on this new video from College Humor.
You’ll get it, and you’ll get it good in 182.5 days. Today you’re only getting half because it’s your half-birthday. Do you get it? It’s like Christmas in July, except the with blue balls or whatever girls get that’s just like blue balls. Leave your suggestions in the comments, and we’ll see if we can coin a phrase.
This song was written by Dan Gurewich, who writes great tunes about sex and awkwardness, like “Kiss the Girl.”
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