The world is full of songs about love. There are songs about man/woman love. There are songs about woman/man love. If you went to Lilith Fair, you even got plenty of woman/woman love songs. Dude/bro love songs are grossly ignored by the music industry. These are the kind of songs that make you want to grab your best bro, look deep into his eyes and say “thanks for being my bro, bro.”
We’ve collected some of our favorite platonic guy love songs for you. Remember, it’s only gay if the balls touch.
10. “The Wayans Brothers” Theme Song
The only song on the list that is about literal brothers. The “Wayans” theme is the funniest TV theme song of all time.
9. Filter – “Thanks Bro”
You remember Filter from their hit song “Hey Man, Nice Shot.” Apparently, the rest of the time, they got into a lot of b*tchfests with their bro. This one’s a full-on bromestic spat.
8. Bill Withers – “Lean on Me”
Definitely the most tender and touching bromance song of all time. If you try to lean on some bros, they’ll move out of the way, watch you fall and laugh. Thanks, Bill, for not being that douche.
7. Randy Newman – “You’ve Got a Friend in Me”
Surprisingly, it took over 20 years for Randy Newman to achieve the height of his BRO-dom, with the release of “Toy Story.”
6. Tupac & Coolio – “Rolling With My Homies”
Insert any song here about doing anything with your homies. More often than not, that thing you’re doing with your homies is rolling.
5. Brony! Broni! Brone! – “The Bromance is Gone”
(via College Humor) This is probably the sequel to the Filter song. Breaking up with your bro is hard to do.
4. Renaoldo Lapuz – “I Am Your Brother”
Renaoldo Lapuz twice in one week? If we could pick one guy on this list to be our bro, it’d be him.
3. “Best of Friends” from Disney’s “The Fox and the Hound”
Try listening to this song and the Tupac/Coolio song a bunch of times in a row, and see if they aren’t basically the same song.
2. The Beatles – “With a Little Help From My Friends”
The Beatles had so many bros, it was easy to get by. It helped that they were totally high.
1. Scrubs – “Guy Love”
The ultimate bro song ever, no question about it. It’s only funny because, deep down, we know every word of it is true.
Now, for some real brotherly love, check out the funniest pictures of Jonas Brothers fans, and watch this kid whack his brother in the head with a bat!
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