You know the songs we’re talking about. They’re the songs that make their way into your head and just won’t leave. You won’t even remember hearing the song, but it doesn’t matter. It’s in your brain, and it’s going to camp out there for a while.
Since we’re feeling like total bastards today, we could think of no better way to kick off the week than to drive all of our readers completely insane. We went completely insane trying to find songs for this list, so now it’s your turn.
Funk Jelly assumes no responsibility for your mental health if you press play on any of these songs, because these 10 songs will be stuck in your head all day, and they will drive you completely batty. Enjoy!
10. Kelis – “Milk Shake”
This song makes you want to bury your head in the yard. We could get this song out of your head, but we’d have to charge.
9. Deep Purple – “Smoke on the Water”
Duh. Duh duh. Duh duh duh duh. The ’70s were all about driving people insane.
8. Kylie Minogue – “Can’t Get You Out of My Head”
Some artists just have a knack for making songs that will invade your psyche. It is completely worthless, nonsensical and so addicting.
7. Daniel Powter – “Had a Bad Day”
You know what this song means. Someone’s going home on “American Idol.” Trying singing this sometime after you rear end some guy on the freeway and just see who has the bad day then!
6. Black Eyed Peas – “My Humps”
We’re still not sure exactly which humps Fergie is talking about. Up high or down low? No matter, nobody’s going to let you near any of their humps once they hear you singing this to yourself all day.
5. Black Sabbath – “Iron Man”
Has you lost your mind? This song in your head is so unkind.
4. Suzanne Vega – “Tom’s Diner”
After Suzanne Vega released this song, it turned out that it wasn’t getting stuck in quite enough heads and driving enough people crazy. To remedy the situation, she released the dance remix. Get down!
3. Lamb Chop – “The Song That Never Ends”
OK. We admit it. This one’s a little cruel, even for us.
2. “It’s a Small World After All”
You owe it to your parents to care for them and change their diapers when they’re old and sick just for making them take you on this stupid ride over and over and over again.
1. The FreeCreditReport.com song
These guys burst right onto the scene and started annoying people all day long in commercial after commercial. If we fix our credit score, will you shut up already?
For some more awful songs that will drive you crazy, check out these awful versions of the national anthem, and the worst cartoon theme songs of the ’80s.
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