So, Lady Gaga’s got a teeny, tiny, itsy, bitsy penis. That’s the latest rumor flying around the Internets (of course). It all started with this clip from the Glastonbury Music Festival in England. There seems to be something amiss with either Gaga’s wardrobe or Gaga herself. Fans and haters began to speculate that she may have an extra member (not in her band). Being the huge attention whore that she is, Gaga acted quickly to confirm the rumor. That last fact alone convinces us that it’s sadly not true.
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Here’s the video so you can see for yourself.
One thing is for sure, the whole Internet is now scouring through every picture ever taken of Lady Gaga looking for signs of a bulge in them pants. A Google search for “Lady Gaga bulge” returns 20,200 images already! And in other news, Souljah Boy was busy starting rumors that he too has a penis.
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