There’s really been one major reason throughout time to explain why dudes pick up a guitar and start strumming, in the first place: to get laid. It’s the driving force behind all creative endeavors. But what about the rest of us (specifically, you)? Fortunately, there are some songs with so much power from their overflowing super hot sexiness that they can get you laid, too! Here’s our mixtape for making whoopee. It’s the compilation that says “Ay, girl, can I get wichoo, den?”
10. Enigma – “Sadeness”
Remember Enigma? They turned up during that whole Gregorian chant phase in the ’90s, and their music served only one purpose: doin’ it. Seriously, if you’re listening to this crap, someone better be getting laid.
9. Lovage -”Stroker Ace”
Hell, this album was called “Music To Make Love to Your Old Lady By.” Dan the Automator, you’re a saint for your hard work at helping us get some action.
8. Portishead – “Glory Box”
When she says “give me a reason to be a woman,” she ain’t talking about dirty dishes.
7. Queen – “Get Down, Make Love”
Freddie may not have gone for the vag himself, but he helped make plenty of babies with this song.
6. George Michael – “I Want Your Sex”
The title is direct and to the point. Just give us the goods.
5. Nine Inch Nails – “Closer”
Sex really is a religion all by itself.
4. Nina Simone – “Sugar”
Any time you hear a song with the word “sugar” in the title, it’s about doing it. The best examples are “Pour Some Sugar On Me,” “Brown Sugar” and “Just a Spoonful of Sugar Helps the Medicine Go Down.” Oh yeah, that song is totally about doing it.
3. Prince – “Do Me Baby”
Prince has been doing it in song for 30 years now. When they build the Hall of Doin’ It, Prince will be the first inductee.
2. Anything by Barry White
You can’t deny it. Barry’s voice is so sexy, even straight dudes would have let Barry have his way with them.
1. Marvin Gaye – “Let’s Get It On”
Admit it, when you saw the title of this post, this was the first and last song that came to mind. All other songs about doin’ it are merely orbiting around this song.
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