Oh, my sweet Satan! We have come to bow at your feet and drink of your unholy red drank from your tippy toes of hell.
That’s not a pick up line, that’s what we transcribed when we played David Archuleta’s latest single backwards. Don’t believe us? Check it out for yourselves!
Ever since the kids started listening to that damned devil rock, Satan has been making his way into their hearts and minds. Subliminally, through backmasking. Everyone knows about Led Zeppelin, but there may be some you don’t know about in the 10 Most Satanic Hidden Messages in Songs.
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10. Lady Gaga
We’re pretty sure Gaga actually makes more sense, backwards.
9. Buddy Holly
That wasn’t no plane crash that took Buddy Holly. It was just the devil collecting his payment.
8. Weird Al
What goes good with Cheese Whiz… in HELL?
7. Soulja Boy
We knew Soulja Boy wrote really wack lyrics, but who knew he was on his emo walk with Satan?
6. Bloodhound Gang
Thank evilness for Chef Boyardee!
5. Barney
Yeah, is anyone actually surprised, here?
4. Led Zeppelin
It’s always the songs about Heaven that turn out the most Satanic, backwards.
3. Jonas Brothers
Wait, what happens when they put on their magical underwear backwards?
2. Chicago
Little Nicky is the most underappreciated movie of Adam Sandler’s career, and this is our favorite scene.
1. Jay-Z
Forget about Jay-Z selling his soul to Satan. When did churches start getting Macbook Pros? Time to start holding back on the collection plate.
If you liked this, be sure to check out the Most Awkward Songs to Sing in Church, and the Creepiest Album Covers of All Time. You’re gonna burn in hell!
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