What would everyone’s fourth favorite trainwreck celebrity do to look for love? She’d do what everyone else does, of course, and log onto eHarmony. Everyone of course, unless you’re gay, answer a few questions wrong, or have even the slightest trace of a soul. Then, you’ll get rejected by eHarmony.
Lindsay is so not getting in. But if she did, it would look like this:
We have to hand it to her, for having a great sense of humor about all of her troubles. We’d reply to her, but we were rejected by eHarmony. Apparently, when they ask you what you’re looking for, “whores” is not the correct answer.
Ready for some cyber love? Read Comedian Nikki Glaser’s Letter to eHarmony at Whip It Out Comedy. And if nobody’s replying to your winks, never fear, there’s always the Top 10 Videos That Put Hair on Your Palms.
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