Gossip site TMZ is reporting that Michael Jackson died today, which would complete the celebrity death trifecta, along with Ed McMahon, and Farrah Fawcett.
CNN, on the other hand, is all “Cardiac arrest, MJ ain’t doing so good.”
Did the King of Pop die, leaving the throne for anyone to claim, or is he kicking back in a hospital bed? Our heads are going to explode, waiting to find out.
We’d like to take a mental health break here, and remember the times. Not the recent times. Everyone’s going to remember those, hoo boy.
We’re going to take a break for a moment from making fun of MJ and look back to the good times. They seem so long ago.
Here’s the LONG version of Bad.
UPDATE: The L.A. Times is now reporting that MJ has passed.
R.I.P., MJ. You’ve made us dance, you’ve made us laugh, you’ve made us cringe, and you’ve made us WTF? Whatever the case, the world is going to miss you.
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