Russell Simmons, who became famous for being a Hip Hop Mogul and co-founder of Def Jam Records, just compared Tila Tequila, who became famous for being a myspace whore, to Michelle Obama and Carla Bruni, the really hot wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy.
On his blog, Simmons says:
Our blogger, Tila Tequilla, trumped all of our other celebrity bloggers by handing in the most viewed and commented blog in the history of Global Grind on the subject of animal abuse
Overnight, more and more people were introduced to the horrors of the fur trade, all because she had the heart to speak up. Then, this morning I was just speaking to my friend Dan Mathews, VP of Peta, who told me that America’s first lady, Michelle Obama and France’s first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy have declared themselves FUR FREE!!!
That’s right, Tila Tequila is so powerful that Russ can’t even spell her name right.
Tila, of course, took it with as much humility as one might expect, by posting it on Twitter:
“I have officially made HISTORY!!!!!!!!!! Did I not predict and tell everyone here a long time ago that one day I will be ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL WOMEN TO HAVE WALKED THIS PLANET??????”
That’s right. Tila is all-powerful, and doesn’t wear animals. We found some photos of Tila being fashionable and animal-free.
Tila struts about in boots, belt, and purse made from pure South American leather trees:
Tila shows off the leather garter belt/gun holster she made herself, from the leather she fashioned from gathering leather from her leather victory garden (She has a victory garden! OMG! That makes her like Michelle Obama, too!):
Thank you, Tila, for telling the world how to live. We can’t wait to hear what you think about Global Warming!
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