It’s no surprise to anyone that former record producer/convicted murderer Phil Spector wears a wig. It’s one thing to know it, though, and quite another to actually witness it.
Spector’s been cut off from the wigs cold turkey, since being convicted of being a murdering douchebag last month, and LAPD released the bald-headed mug shot on Wednesday, just to rub it in. We give the LAPD a +1 for having a sense of humor. No better way to stick it to Spector than to cut off his supply of stupid ass wigs. They even Tweeted it.
We’ll be damned, though, if Spector doesn’t remind us of someone.
Oh yes, it’s Riff Raff, from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, and ironically, the less freakish of the two.
Spector’s wife Rachelle said “They took my husband’s freedom and dignity. So why not his hair? This is a personal matter,But in case you don’t know, they don’t allow for much accessorizing while in prison.”
We know that’s not true. In fact, Phil’s going to have plenty of accessories available to him in prison. Let’s have a look at some of them:
An endless supply of prison soap:
Prison soap is the most slippery substance known to man. It’s made from two parts anal lube, and one part Phil Spector’s tears.
Mademoiselle Fifi:
A new “Doppelganger”
Hey Phil, meet your new cell mate, Bruno! His turn offs are snoring, people who use his toothbrush, and missing out on his weight-lifting, on account of he’s in solitaire. His turn ons are Italian opera, rainy nights, and people who cry during anal rape.
Have fun in prison, Curly!
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