The man is still keeping DJ Jazzy Jeff down! The Jazzy one stormed off stage in Kansas City last night, after a squabble between Jeff and local Power enforcement. It turns out Jeff was raising all kinds of hell and using up all the electricity, as true gangstas often do.
Kansas City Power & Light District president Jon Stephens said Jazzy “attracted the wrong kind of element.” Proving once again that parents STILL just don’t understand.
You heard it right. This man is too menacing to play in Kansas City:
We had to think long and hard about it, but we managed to come up with some hip hop artists that are actually less menacing than Jazzy Jeff. We’re sure even the KC Power & Light District would approve.
Skee-Lo
We wish he was a little bit taller, he’d look like a mauler.
Hammerman
Cartoon MC Hammer? Less menacing than Jazzy Jeff. Real MC Hammer? Way more menacing!
The Fresh Prince/America’s Favorite Black Person, Next to Oprah/Will Smith
The far less menacing of the duo, Will is becoming more menacing ever since he started getting jiggy with Scientology, and could get knocked off this list as he gets nearer and nearer to Tom Cruise.
Barry Sobel
Now that’s rap even your Jewish grandma can love!
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