We have news tonight from Obvious World for you. Adam Lambert, the screeching runner-up of American Idol says he’s gay, ending a several weeks/months long rhetorical debate over his sexuality.
Adam, we think your gaydar might be broken. You should have known you were gay a full year ago, when the rest of the world figured that one out.
We’re not sure how Adam could have missed it, but we’ve got some clues that Adam should have picked up on.
The Boots
A straight man would wear that dress and wig, but those boots? Gaydar says:
The Gay is in the Details
Lots of goth kids are putting on makeup, these days. What should have clued you in, though, was the mole. Only a gay man would obsess over such tiny details. Gaydar says:
and, oh yeah:
All the hot sexing with guys.
Gaydar says:
Congratulations, Adam. If you wanted to know, you could have just asked us!
Now, for your next hit song:
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