Krist Novoselic, the eight foot tall former bassist of Nirvana, wants to buy your vote. Novoselic has thrown his hat into the political arena, by declaring his candidacy for the office of Clerk of Wahkiakum County, WA.
Krist is running for office to protest Washington’s method of allowing candidates to make up any party name, and say they belong to it. So, to protest it, he’s made up a party name, and says he belongs to it.
That’ll show ‘em, Krist! We can’t think of a better way for you to stick it to the man than for you to actually get elected and have to do clerk-y stuff. Just remember to turn off the coffee pot.
We hereby endorse Krist Novoselic for the Office of Clerk of Wahkiakum County. He’s the right man at the right time. He has shown the kind of judgement that a Clerk job requires.
Like in 1995, when Dave Grohl offered him a spot in Foo Fighters, Novoselic declined. Instead, he went on to form such seminal rock acts as Eyes Adrift, Flipper, and the Stinkypuffs.
Our only complaint is the really stupid party name Novoselic came up with (The Grange). We’re here to help. With a party name that dumb, we know he won’t do any better with a snappy campaign slogan. Leave that part to us.
Catch our Novoselic for Clerk campaigns after the jump.
My friends, I feel your rape.
9/11 Conspiracy Theorists for Krist!
Flannel rights now!
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