Stupid tattoos come in all shapes and sizes. Music is no exception.
When selecting your music-related tattoo, however, you’re going to have to be really sure you’re in it for the long haul with this band. We weren’t able to find any pictures of Milli Vanilli tattoos, but we know they’re out there, somewhere.
What we did find, though, is a stupendous collection of 10 tattoos that some poor schmuck is going to be stuck with 4 LIFE.
We consider it a great service, here at Funk Jelly. We prefer it when people advertise their crappy taste right up front! These people wear their hearts on their sleeves. Literally.
We bring you the dumbest of the dumb, the worst music-related tattoos of all time:
10. Kylie Minoque: Showgirl!
Kylie’s doing the locomotion all over your tramp’s stamp.
Check out the top nine worst tattoos after the jump.
9. Ol’ Dirty Foot
We’re not sure if that’s Ol’ Dirty Bastard, or the Big Baby Foot Fungus.
8. The Hair Band Lineup
This guy went to Monsters of Rock, circa 1990, and couldn’t afford a t-shirt. So, he did the next best thing and got a friend to tattoo his ticket stub onto his leg.
7. The Clay Aiken.
It’s going to be fun watching this one transform into the Bride of Chucky as this person packs on weight.
6. Morrissey
Once you’ve gazed into Morrissey’s eyes so many times, while doing it doggy-style, you’ll find that you can’t even get it up without singing “Girlfriend in a Coma.”
5. Hanson
Because N’SYNC just sounded like too dumb of an idea.
4. “No Music, No Life”
Well, at least you got it half right.
3. Any Grateful Dead tattoo
We know it hasn’t happened yet, but there’s going to come a day when you’re not on acid, and for that one day, you’re going to realize what a stupid idea this was.
2. Crazy, bald Britney!
You went for crazy Britney, and you picked this over the money shot?
1. Michael Jackson molesting Macauley Culkin.
We’ll never ever stay home alone, again.
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