We grew up listening to Kenny Rogers, watching him in classic flicks like “Six Pack”, and eating his hormone-injected chickens.
That was when Kenny Rogers was still Kenny Rogers. The Kenny Rogers on tour now is not Kenny Rogers, and we have proof:
Come on, people, wake up! The government has implanted a chip in your brains to control you into thinking those two are the same people. We know the truth. Kenny was kidnapped for activist songs like “Love Will Turn You Around”, and replaced with a lousy reptilian version of himself.
We know the real Kenny Rogers is still out there somewhere, being held in an underground bunker.
While we wait for his return, catch the evolution of Kenny Rogers after the jump.
The evolution of Kenny Rogers:
The truth is out there.
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