The biggest summer concert tour since Menudo played at Disney’s Tomorrowland

“The Right Stuff”

It’s the tour your mom’s been waiting for. Danny, Joey, Donnie, Jordan, and Jonathan, and all you can eat shrimp! 80s boy band New Kids on the Block are back together again, and they’ll be hanging tough, at least until one of them gets sea sick. NKOTB kicked off a summer tour on a three day Carnival cruise to the Bahamas, where they “performed onboard and mingled”. More after the jump.

We remember when you didn’t have to climb aboard a cruise line to get woozy listening to NKOTB! A time when the high school hallways echoed with the magical refrains of “oh, oh, oh oh oh. oh, oh, oh oh.” OMG which one was the cutest? Will the world ever know? (The correct answer, folks, was “all of ‘em”.)

Carnival spokeswoman Cherie Weinstein said the tickets went quickly, compared to an average Carnival cruise. Which means NKOTB is now outselling Shecky and His Magic Accordion, warming up for his “Barnstormin’ Bar Mitzvahs” tour.

“Looking for a New Gig”

Watch for the New Kids appearing soon at a county fair near you! We’ll be there, with our Wahlbergs on.