So finally, after decades on men “beating around the bush” (pun intended) about the special night of lovin’ they have planned for us ladies, CollegeHumor brings us a song from a man brave enough to get explicit. Well, maybe not explicit so much as to sing about love making in a way that would make your high school health teacher very proud (except for the fact that there is no mention of birth control use in this song). So to all you guys out there, the next time you have the old lady over for some lovin, pour some wine, light some candles, and serenade her with a song about what you’re gonna do to her cervix.
Side note: Is there a version out there for all the circumcised men that doesn’t start with “retract my foreskin”?
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