Seems Jon from Jon and Kate Plus 8 wants to add another number or two to his show’s title. We’re not talking about kids, we’re talking about another woman (or women it seems). US Weekly is reporting that Jon has been seen out at night with several women. And they claim to have pictures of the father of 8 leaving a nightclub at 2am with woman who is clearly not Kate with out his wedding band.
So, we here at Funk Jelly have put together a little “I Think My Man’s A-Cheatin’” mixtape for Kate. We hope this helps!
Track #1: “Cold Hearted” By Paula Abdul. “He’s a cold hearted snake look into his eyes. Uh-oh, he’s been telling lies.”
The other 9 tracks after the jump.
#2 “Not Gon’ Cry” by Mary J. Blige. “11 years of sacrifice/Besides the kids I have nothing to show” Yeah this one might hit too close to home.
#3 “Cry Me a River” Justin Timberlake. “You don’t have to say what you did. I already know. I found out from him.” Only in this case “him” is Us Weekly.
#4 “It Wasn’t Me” by Shaggy. Cause we’re pretty sure that that’s the first thing Jon is gonna say when Kate sees those pics.
#5 “I Don’t Want You Back” by Eamon. Who cares that it’s a guy singing. This is still an awesome rage felt “kick that lover who done you wrong to the curb” song.
#6 “Irreplaceable” by Beyonce. That’s right Kate. Tell John to put everything he owns in a box to the left. And you can tell that camera crew from TLC to the right that the show is going through some changes next season.
#7 “Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood. We hope this song inspires Kate with some things she can do to Jon’s truck, well we guess in this case it’s a van that’s big enough to fit all their kids. Hmm maybe she should destroy something else, instead.
#8 “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morissette. As if we could ever have a “He Cheated” mixtape with out a little Alanis.
#9 “Picture to Burn” by Taylor Swift. For a young girl, she sure knows heartache.
#10 “It’s Not Right But It’s Okay” by Whitney Houston. The modern day “I Will Survive”. An empowering song for Kate that poses the question for Jon, “Was it really worth you going out like that?”.
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