First it was cute. Your new boyfriend picked out a super special ring tone for when you called his cell, something that would always make him think of how great you are (as if he wasn’t thinking of that all the time). Then he stopped calling so much. Then he stopped texting so much. And then one night after a the DVD you rented is over he asks you to call his phone suddenly cause he can’t find it. Suddenly you hear Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy” playing from his cell. Then you finally got the hint. (Not that anything like that has ever happened to us).
There are so many bad personal ringtones your beau could have for you. So we decided to narrow it down to songs listed in this week’s iTunes Top 100 Ring Tones.
Here are the Top 9 Worst Ringtones Your Boyfriend Could Have for You:
At #9 “Bad Girlfriend” by Theory of a Deadman. This one is straight forward enough
The other 8 after the jump.
#8 “Bad day” by Daniel Powter. There’s no way to win with this as your ringtone. Your boyfriend either thinks of you as Debbie Downer or a big whiner…or both!
#7 “Hot N Cold” by Katy Perry. This ringtone is his way of saying, “I think my girlfriend may be bipolar”.
#6 “Diva” by Beyonce. Beyonce says a “Diva is a female version of a hustler”. But when it’s your boyfriend’s ringtone for you what he’s saying is, “Good lord, my girlfriend is high maintenance.”
#5 The Office theme song. Even if this is you and your boyfriends show that you religiously watch together you don’t want this to be his ringtone for you. Why? Hmm Things you don’t want to remind your boyfriend of: work, Kelly Kapoor, Kevin, Angela, Michael Scott, his boring office, paper, work, work, oh and a show that’s just not as funny as it used to be.
#4 “Ice Cream Paint Job” by Dorrough. We’re too nervous to even urbandictionary this one. We do know that the chorus goes “Cream on the inside, clean on the outside”. So we’re just going to assume that your man doesn’t respect you very much if this is what comes on his cell when he calls you and leave it at that.
Ice Cream Paint Job – Dorrough Music – Various Artists
#3 “Somewhere over the Rainbow” by Israel Kamakawiwo’ole. Umm, hmm how do we put this. You and your boyfriend have something in common and it’s not just a love for this song, Liza Minelli, and Sex and the City: The Movie
#2 “Crazy Bitch” by Buckcherry. Are you? It’s okay if you are. Just know that your boyfriend thinks so too.
#1 “Dead and Gone” by T.I.
Personally, we feel the only time this ringtone is appropriate to assign to a person is if that person can no longer call you, unless calling you involves a Ouija board and a seance. You catch our drift.
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