According to Trans World News, In Touch Weekly will be coming out with an expose from crossdressing British popstar Marilyn that Gavin Rossdale was once his lover and though married to Gwen Stefani, is in fact gay.
Gay, straight, bi who cares? Well we do! Otherwise, the 6 lamest zingers we came up with were a waste of our time.
- Really makes being the lead singer of a band named Bush 70% more ironic.
- When other friends and bandmates of Gwen’s were asked if they ever suspected that Gavin was homosexual they said, “We had NO DOUBT”.
- The songs “Swallowed” and the lyrics to “Don’t let the taste go by” in “Glycerine” take on a whole new meaning.
- …As does the “Machinehead” with the lyric “Got a machinehead, better than the rest.”
- When Gwen confronted Gavin about the article she said, “Don’t speak. I know just what you’re saying. So please stop explaining.”
- Then Gwen said, “Kinda always knew I’d end up your ex-girlfriend. Ex-wife. Same difference”.
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