Two teenage girls attended a Network Live taping of a John Mayer concert. For a few brief moments in time their reactions to John’s performance were captured and broadcast for the world to see and then immortalized on YouTube.
We now present to you:
The Imaged Diary Entries Of: Two Girls at a John Mayer Concert.
The Brunette on the Right.
November 23, 2005
Dearest Diary,
Tonight’s JM (Johnnie Mayer obvs) concert was indescribable. I was still crying when Dad came to pick me up after the show. Like, my hand is still shaking as I write this.
Diary, I can now die supremely happy. Like I have prayed and wished for ever since winning that KPXQ radio contest that got me a ticket to tonight’s show, John sang “Vulture” tonight. He sang my song! (I mean it’s not mine, but it’s the song I have vowed to listen to at least 5 times a day for the rest of my life.)
I kept shouting between songs for John to play “Vulture”. And I could tell he heard me cause he looked me right at my section before saying, “This next song is called ‘Vulture’.” I almost died. Thank God I didn’t. Because nothing in life can compare to hearing John play “Vulture” live. NOTHING! I imagine that an orgasm feels like what happens to my body when I hear John sing.
I know one day my grandchildren will ask me where I was on this historic night in music history, and I’ll say, “I was at there”.
Well off to brush my teeth and then write “I love JM” 100 times before bed. Yay!
Love,
Me
PS There was a really mean girl next to me at the concert who kept telling me to “Chill the f-word out” when I was cheering during John’s guitar solos. Seriously, what’s with the hating? John’s music is all about love. I don’t even think she was a real fan, because a true JM music fan would NEVER hate one someone.
PPS After the show some woman came up to me and asked me to sign a waiver thingy. I wonder what that’s about.
The Blonde On The Left
11/23/05
Dear Betch of a Diary,
Tonight was way crrrrrazy.
So last minute Julie told me she had a John Mayer show taping thing she couldn’t go cause she was grounded and I was all, “Free ticket? Sure I’ll go.” I’m not really into his music, but now I am. He was way hotter in person.
After the show, some dude came up to me and asked if I wanted to come backstage. John was super cool. He told me how much he appreciated fans like me. Then we went on his tour bus and he gave me a beer. He was all, “You’re 21 right?” And I was all, “Duh.” I played it so cool.
He’s such a good kisser. I gave him my number and he said he’d text the next time he’s in town. OMG he just accepted my Myspace friend request!!!!! If I put him in my top 8 is that too obvious? Whatever.
Night Betch,
Me
PS Ugh, I got stuck standing next to some crazy girl. She would not shut up! She kept screaming something at John. I wanted to be all “He can’t hear you! Calm the f down.” What a loser.
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