Video Sets Out To Prove In 5 Minutes Why Celine Dion Is F’ing Amazing. . . And By Amazing We Mean Insane

Rich Juzwiak (whom you might already know and love from the Pot Psychology series on Jezebel) sets out to prove his hypothesis that “Celine Dion is F@#&ing Amazing”. Whether or not you’ll agree after watching this, you’ll definitely think Celine is out of her gourd in the best possible way.

Rich supports his theory with the following points:

1. She’s very expressive.
2. She NEVER STOPS singing.
3. She conducts electricity.
4. She is a fabulous actress.
5. Dr. Evil is her stage lover.
6. Celine solution.
7. Onstage banter.
8. Her special relationship with her fans.
9. One word: wisdom.
10. She has the balls to sing (well you’ll just have to watch to see).
11. She is gangsta
12. The last point cannot be described with words.