Does our new segment Ear Bleed Inducer really need an explanation? Okay. We’re not talking about music so bad it makes your ears bleed, we’re talking about music so godawful you only WISH your ears were bleeding.
The first artist to bestowed the title of Ear Bleed Inducer is Ms. Anita Baker. You’re familiar with her songs. It’s the music you hear in waiting rooms, elevators, and while riding in the car with your great aunt. We’re pretty sure that if we were ever in some Noregia type situation where we’ve locked ourselves up in some diplomatic mission in Panama City, all the US Military would have to play is 30 seconds of Anita Baker and we would surrender.
The one good thing about Anita Baker’s music is that if you’re ever on a road trip or on vacation and have rented a car hearing Anita’s voice is an instant sign that this is not the radio station you’re looking for in town. What’s that? You want more? We’ve got our 3 “Best of the Worst” after the jump, you masochist.
For the record, we had cotton in our ears while posting this.
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